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Borderlands

Against her will, a mercenary goes to a rogue planet to find a girl that holds the key to a celestial secret

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
02-03-2025
4

I hope the games were better

After falling asleep during four attempts, then by having my phone close by to combat pure boredom, I can finally say that I made it through this. It is all very plastic, artificial, shallow, cold and unexciting.
4

Lee

The story of Lee Miller, a female model to become war photographer

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
26-02-2025
7.5

A good but somehow slightly distant bio

All in all an impressive bio about an impressive person, clearly made with dedication and respect for Lee. Before the haunting last scenes though, I thought it was a bit slow to grab me by the throat. Perhaps because the character is a bit closed and cold, even though that may have been the case.
7.5

Cassandra

A family moves into a house that houses an AI system and robot from the 70s, which seems great at first.

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
24-02-2025
7.5

Fresh series with a unique atmosphere

The atmosphere and tech from the seventies are a great idea, and give these series a unique personality. Storywise it is pretty good too, keeping us curious and ready for more. All in all, good enough to forgive plenty of not so plausible plot points.
7.5

Sound of My Voice

Two journalists go under cover to investigate a cult that is led by a woman who claims to be from the future

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
21-02-2025
6.5

Just about interesting enough

The movie is quite sober and slow-moving, but it somehow fits the vibe of the cult, and the mystery surrounding the leader is enough to keep it interesting. That it not to say that there could have been more to it.
6.5

Night Swim

A family buys a house with a cursed pool. Not just at night.

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
19-02-2025
6.5

Part original, part not

The pool thing is quite refreshing (haha) and overall it's a worthwhile horror. It could have benefited from a more thought out story behind the curse, and the scares lacked creativity.
6.5

La BĂȘte

The same woman lives in three time periods, but there is a connection between them

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
19-02-2025
6.5

An interesting but vague scifi puzzler

There is something pleasant about the dreamy mood, relaxed flow and open storytelling. But at the same time this prevents the movie from making a real impact. I am having a hard time remembering it.
6.5

Something in the Water

Just before a wedding, four girlfriends make a trip to an island in waters with sharks

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
16-02-2025
4

Minimalistic

Sometimes I think people underestimate how difficult it is to make an amusing shark movie But having four not so interesting characters sobbing and floating for an hour isn't the way. It's all very minimalistic and forgettable, especially the shark encounters.
4

Revenge

A woman gets her revenge after being violated in a desolated desert home

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
16-02-2025
7

Arty and violent revenge

The story is quite straightforward, but it works because there is a good mix of tension, some gore and some classy shots of the desert and people fighting for their life. It's a bit too shallow to deliver a gut punch though.
7

Nightcrawler

In an effort to make a career in nighttime sensationalist news reporting, a journalist crosses boundaries in order to get the footage he craves

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
02-02-2025
6

I think it failed to achieve what is was going for

I can totally see what they were going for: the different world of the night, shocking footage of crime and misery, a muggy atmosphere and erotic tension. While all of this things are here, they are a bit underdeveloped and lacking electricity. Making the journalist a weirdo was not helping.
6

Nightbitch

Disillusioned about giving up her dreams, an exhausted mother finds strength - by turning into a dog

Wittenberg
Wittenberg
30-01-2025
7.5

A gripping drama with some perks that keep it from feeling like one

While the movie gains flair by adding some (mild) horror and comedy elements, it mostly is a drama about motherhood and broken dreams. Not something I'd normally put on, but I am glad I did. Adams is great, her boy Snowden remarkably good, and the whole thing just got me big time.
7.5

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