Cabin in the Woods

Stereotype teens go into a stereotype cabin in the woods..... but something non-stereotype is lurking

Wittenberg
22-09-2013

6.5

Good idea with not much else going for it

Sure it gets points for originality. But this one idea is all they had, leaving us with a unscary movie we can only like because it's original.

6.5

Avengers, The

Team of superhero's must save earth from an evil god with evil plans

Wittenberg
26-09-2013

7

Too super

A good-looking fun ride which radiates positive energy. But gees, with so many superpowers combined, a truly exciting confrontation with evil is out of the equation. It's also too plain silly to be really exciting.

7

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

In a mission to save a planet from a hostile takover, two jedi stumble across a boy with great promise.

Wittenberg
26-09-2013

7

Majestic saga lost in space

It had everything you could possibly wish for: spaceships, droids, lightsabers, jedi's, aliens and saga. It has a phenomenal pod race. But because of multiple factors, it is a somewhat dull experience.

7

Looper

Assassin kills victims that are being sent from the future... until they sent his futureself

Wittenberg
28-09-2013

7.5

Mean and original

Apart from a slowish middle section, it's a wicked, smart and playfull timetravel movie.

7.5

Immortals

Gods select mortal man to act against the havoc of King Hyperio

Wittenberg
02-10-2013

7

Too nasty

It looks fantastic and was made well. But the brutality and sheer nastiness in the movie left a bad taste in my mouth. I am still having nightmares about Brazen Bulls.

7

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