Bad Milo

When people agitate this man, a demon comes out of his ass and eats them. No Shit.

Wittenberg
03-01-2014

7

Naughty and pleasantly bizarre

but the constant rectal suffering could make you nauseous.

7

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Hobbits reach the mountain and Bilbo confronts the dragon

Wittenberg
04-01-2014

7

Beautiful failure

You have to admire the sheer beauty and magnitude of this spectacle. But there is also a feeling of disappointment, as I cannot really get into this movie, feel for any of the characters, appreciate the campy slapstick action or take in the wash of special effects.

7

2 Guns

Two undercovers get into a corrupt mess and need each other to fight their way out again

Wittenberg
05-01-2014

7

Solid chemistry but forgetable

A solid action comedy with good chemistry between the main players. It lacks standout moments though, I have already forgotten this movie.

7

We're the Millers

Smalltime drugdealer assembles a fake family as a coverup during a drug transfer in mexico

average 7.0

RockmeNow
06-01-2014

7

Easy-going uncomplicated comedy

Original jokes, more than the occasional laugh, and Jennifer Anniston doing lap dances, what else could you possibly want from a movie nowadays?

7

Wittenberg
20-12-2013

7

A feelgood wih a bite

Funny actors, deliciously embarrassing moments and some wicked jokes easily lift this feelgood movie above average.

7

Gravity

When a spacewalk goes terribly wrong, astronauts need to find a way home

average 9.2

RockmeNow
11-01-2014

9

Completely blown away (even in 2D)!

Seeing is believing, incredible experience!

9

Wittenberg
22-10-2013

9.5

Breathtaking

Gorgeous visuals, breathtaking story and cinematics. Stunning.

9.5

Cosmopolis

During his limo ride to get a haircut, a wealthy financial has conversations (?) with people he meets along the way.

Wittenberg
12-01-2014

6.5

Mindbending by chit chat

I was mad at this movie, for its pretentious, incomprehensible and endless bull (or poetry, you decide). I think I fell asleep twice. Then, the next day, I couldn't wait to see how it ended. It's a mindfuck alright.

6.5

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

When almost all GI Joe's are taken out, it's up to the remaining 3 Joe's to save he world and restore the team.

Wittenberg
12-01-2014

7

Succesfull action silliness for adults

Sure it's over the top silly. But there's something right about this movie. It doesn't claim to be more than it is, some of the action is just plain cool, and it has the right amount of violence and gloominess to prevent you from feeling like you're watching PowerRangers.

7

American Hustle

Con man and con woman doing a lot of conning, with Feds, politicians and mobsters involved

RockmeNow
17-01-2014

8

Great acting in a movie filled with conning

Conning, trickery, treason and seduction with a thin layer of comedy showing through occasionally, in a balanced movie with great acting by the main characters

8

The Expendables 2

A simple recovery job quickly turns into something big for the Hollywood A-team of self proclaimed dinosaurs

Wittenberg
18-01-2014

7

Guilty pleasure

I liked it. Brutal, dumb, heavy duty action with some laughs thrown in.

7

The Wolf of Wall Street

Fraudulent stock broker for whom the sky seems the limit eventually loses his family and fortune

RockmeNow
21-01-2014

8.5

Convincing view on Wall Street life to the extreme

Memorable movie that provides a surprising but convincing view on the extreme life style of the (hopefully) atypical stock broker Jordan Belfort. At times it is difficult not to like the main character, while at the same time feelings of disgust may surface as well. Worth the 3 hour watch!

8.5

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