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White Sky
Hikers see an alien spacehip hanging over a city, after which they are attacked by zombies
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Wittenberg
01-08-2023
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Not much here and everything takes too long
In the beginning there are some ok-ish elements that made me hopeful this was a low-budget but creative and interesting scifi movie. I was wrong. The main problems are the very thin script and almost absent directing. And all scenes are way too long, making my attention wander off constantly.Battle in Space: The Armada Attacks
Several (unrelated?) scifi stories
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Wittenberg
07-01-2024
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Perhaps if it had decent stories
The stories consist of computer graphics alternated with (amateur?) actors doing stuff, with no real sense of connection. It's all quite hopeless, even if if the clumsiness of it all almost makes it sympathetic. The truly unforgivable sins were the supervague stories and random sensationalist title.Stairs, The
Boy and grandpa find stairs in the woods and go missing. Years later, a group of other hikers find them, unaged. And the stairs. And some demon.
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Wittenberg
12-09-2021
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Uninspired and unsuccesful horror
The opening gets by (barely), but the adult hikers are a rather annoying bunch (the metalguy is almost unwatchable) and so are the rather uninteresting and vague events they encounter. It's allover they place, like they just threw in some random horror things to fill it up.Teleios
A spaceship docks with a distant spacestation to retrieve a mysterious cargo
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Wittenberg
11-09-2017
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The suits, my god, the suits!
I think I needed about 7 attempts to watch this all the way through. It is so goofy and off that I thought it would turn into a spacemovie parody, only to realize in horror they are for real. The rest of it is just painfully boring and features a crew wearing the ugliest spacesuits of all time.Mega Shark vs. Kolossus
Megalodon strikes yet again, and an awoken giant robot adds to the misery
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Wittenberg
02-10-2016
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It lives up to it's title
So yeh, everything is bad about this movie. But it's not snugly enough to reach the elusive so-bad-it's-good status, even though it was off to a good start with the deep cleavage power babes piloting the subs.Movies found: 1079 | max movies per page: 5 | Showing: 6 - 10
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